The Dossier
NAMEBLAKE SCHMIDT
OCCUPATIONBEING HIMSELF
STATUSUNRIVALED
SPECIALTYVARIOUS
ARRIVALCLASSIFIED
VIBES-TIER
FAN BASEGROWING
HEIGHTYES
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CHAPTER ONE
The Long, Generic Biography
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INTERLUDE
Whack-A-Blake
Blake keeps popping up. Whack him before he disappears. Don't miss — you only get 5 lives. It gets faster. It never stops.
SCORE: 0
TIME: 60s
LEVEL 1
WHACK-A-BLAKE
Blake keeps popping up uninvited. It's your job to stop him.
◆ CLICK BLAKE TO SCORE
◆ MISS = LOSE A LIFE
◆ 5 MISSES OR 60 SECONDS = GAME OVER
◆ GETS FASTER EVERY 10 HITS
◆ MISS = LOSE A LIFE
◆ 5 MISSES OR 60 SECONDS = GAME OVER
◆ GETS FASTER EVERY 10 HITS
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UNVERIFIED CLAIMS
Four Facts*
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*facts unconfirmed by Blake
PUBLIC OPINION
What People Are Saying
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